Bleach Night at the Malfoys
Draco has some hair and it looks pretty cool
But what his friends don’t know they don’t know att the school
Is that Draco goes home every sunday evening
And parties with his parents in the sink
No that’s not what we mean it’s a completely different thing
Draco and his parents bleach their hair
Sunday night is bleach night at the Malfoys’
Sunday night is bleach night at the Malfoys’
Every sunday I go there and i like to bleach my hair
At the Malfoys’…
Everyone believes that Draco’s hair is pretty swell
But he claims he doesn’t do it with a potion or a spell
No it’s really quite ironic how he gets his locks to shine
He does it the muggle way and bleach works out just fine
The Flaw in the Plan
There was a flaw in the plan
It didn’t go the way we planned it
There was a flaw in the plan
It went completely differently
Then I expected it to
It didn’t go that way
It was planned out that way
But it didn’t go that way
*no no no no no*
Draco *no no no no no*
Draco *no no no no no*
Draco *no no no no no*
There was a flaw in the plan
How could that have possibly happened
There was a flaw in the plan
And I choose to blame the whole thing on
Draco *no no no no no*
Draco *no no no no no*
Draco *no no no no no*
WTFAPWBD (aka, wtf Dumbledore?)
Dumbledore, why did you betray me?
Dumbledore, I thought I knew your story
Now I’m wondering aimlessly
I’m standing here unknowing
Of where to go, what path to take
The pain in me is growing
Is it hallows or the horcruxes? I don’t know which to find
You left me standing at a crossroads
While Voldemort invades my mind
And now I’m trying to figure out what you said to me
Did you leave me any hidden clues?
Cause none of this is making sense now
I wish that you could help me choose
Godric’s hollow was the place where I thought
I could go and find Bathilda Bagshot
How could I know she would be a snake the dark lord planted?
He knew my steps, my every move
His wish was almost granted
Is it hallows or the horcruxes? I don’t know which to find
You left me standing at a crossroads
While Voldemort invades my mind
And now I’m trying to figure out what you said to me
Did you leave me any hidden clues?
Cause none of this is making sense now
I wish that you could help me choose
Norbert, Norberta
I won you in a pub from a guy in a cloak
And I was pretty drunk so I thought he was just a normal bloke
And he gave me an offer that I just could not turn down
A dragon egg of the most gorgeous shade of brown
So I took you home and treated you like my baby
I knew it was ridiculous but I hoped that maybe
The ministry would please let you stay
I’d care for you every hour of every day
You’re the only dragon that I’ve ever had
I didn’t want to let you go, that made me so sad
Cause you hold a special place in my heart
Yeah a special place in my gigantic heart
And I don’t really care if you’re a girl
Cause you’re the bestest dragon in the world
Oh Norbert, I miss you
Norberta, I miss you
Oh Norbert, I miss you, I miss you
I took you back to my Hogwarts home
Where I raised you as one of my own
Little did I know that the hooded cloaked guy
Wanted my best buddy Harry P. to die
But who really cares I still got my dragon
But that didn’t last long just look what happened
That bleach-haired devil had to turn me in
All I wanted was a dragon, is that really a sin?
Ron Away From Me
Oh Ron, You left us
I can’t believe you left us
Oh Ron, I can’t believe you’re gone.
Oh Ron, you gave up
On all that we had going
Oh Ron, I can’t believe you’re gone.
Chorus
Ron! You’ve ron away!
You’ve ron away from me! repeat twice
Oh Ron, it’s just me
And Harry I’m lonely without
You, I can’t believe you’re gon.
Oh Ron, I don’t know
If you’re even alive now
At all, You took my heart away…
Chorus
Ron, I wish you’d
Miss me the way I miss you
Oh Ron, you’ve ron away!
*ad lib*
