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More Convo

In Random Ramblings, rather magnificent Kyla thoughts on July 20, 2009 at 11:41 pm

Well, since Alex succeeded in thoroughly embarrassing me on the interwebz by posting a recording that basically reflected a cross-section of my mind, I thought I’d post another bit of a gchat conversation that I found.

Ok, so those two thing have nothing to do with each other because I’m probably only embarrassing myself further by posting ridiculous gchats, but I don’t really care.  Blahh.

I think this took place right before midterms cause the beginning of the chat had stuff to do with common themes found in Heart of Darkness and A Portrait of the Artist and shit, but it becomes apparent pretty early on in the conversation that we eventually abandoned all hope of productivity.  This is just the end of the chat, and I don’t know how to do that cool thing where part of the post is hidden under a link that’s like “Click to continue reading” or whatever, so Alex, I’m leaving that part up to you, all-mighty webmistress.Message from Alex: DONE AND DONE (PS, I hope I don’t sound pissed in this.  I just finished watching My Life on the D-List, and too much Kathy always puts me in a weird mood.)  (PPS. I might write a little bloggy entry tomorrow about HP and the Half-Blood Miracle of a Movie.  But I might not.  I might not even remember that I wrote this entry tomorrow morning.  Bugger.)

GCHAT

me:  teachers just dont understand me

Alex:  lol

me:  my genius is too much to handle, so they fail me

Alex:  “their grading system is so….overrated”

me:  grades are overrated

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I found this when I was cleaning my room yesterday…

In Random Ramblings on June 23, 2008 at 9:10 am

This was written by Alison, Alex and Kyla on the porch one day in July…

Final OMG-IT’S-ONLY-A-WEEK-UNTIL-DH Predictions

  • Peter Pettigrew will pay off his debt at an important part. He will not buy Harry ice cream.
  • Professor Catface Meowmers will be runover by a goblin on firewhisky
  • All the horcruxes are up Grawp’s nose
  • Somehow Harry will communicate with Sirius
  • Snape loved Lily
  • Snape works for the good side
  • Snape and Emerson are sex bombs waiting to go off… together
  • Alex and Alison : muggles will be involved
  • Ginny and Harry will have a very intense love scene which Voldemort interrupts…riding a centaur and he will say, “God bless us. Every one of us.”
  • Alison will say “Thank you very much” to J.K Rowling
  • Harry Potter will go to the spy museum
  • Trevor is the animagus of Dumbledore. Dumbledore is not really dead, just kissing students. There actually was a joint funeral for Dumbledore and Trevor. Trevor had a little stone tombstone, where there was a skeleton, who had nobody to dance with.
  • Filch is Mr. Norris
  • Kreacher leads Harry to RAB’s vault? (Rubeus ‘Agrid Black)
  • Hermione and Ron have 10 kids in the course of getting a horcrux. ONE horcrux. They are creating Harry’s army. They LOVE magic.
  • Rider genes…?
  • Alison: I understand why it’s the mother who’s a giant, because if it was the father… (She’s implying… well, yeah)
  • Alex: 7 months after the wedding Fleur will have a baby.
  • Nothing bad will happen at the wedding
  • FLIPENDO is the spell that will rid the world of Voldemort
  • Voldemort will be vanquished. He will not be died, he will get gay married to Looseeus.
  • Harry will find Jesus behind the sofa
  • Ron and Hermione will be at the Dursley’s with Harry when the story begins
  • Depressionato will cease to work
  • Alex: Tonks is actually Narcissa Black
  • Voldemort will become vulnerable because of something in Harry’s blood. (gleam of triumph)(Harry gets all up in dat/Ginny/Voldemort)
  • Hermione will say, “Embargo, Ron!”
  • Dudley is the person who will do magic late in life
  • There will be time travel

You’d think I was at a Harry Potter conference…

In Random Ramblings on May 24, 2008 at 2:08 pm

I have Hufflepuff robes now, and I am sooo excited.

Well, they’re not official Hogwarts robes, they’re more like graduation robes, really similar to graduation robes actually, University of Maryland robes to be exact, but they’re Hufflepuff to me!

robes1

Those are the most Hufflepuffing hufflepuff robes that I have ever hufflepuffed seen in my hufflepuffing life.

Actually, they belong to my brother who just graduated from UMCP this past week, and the yellow represents the college of computer, mathematical and physical sciences, not Hufflepuff. Sadly. But, when while he’s in Alabama for the summer and Cornell for grad school, I plan on stealing them and wearing them to the HBP movie release, and the Breaking Dawn book release. More on that later, maybe.

So yes, one of the main reasons I so greatly enjoyed the graduation festivities of the past two days besides the very well-organized ceremonies, Carl Bernstein, the pleasant reception thrown by the astronomy department, sitting in the Comcast center, and my brother’s amazing speech, was the fact that I felt like I was attending the Hogwarts opening feast.

Here we have the students entering the Great Hall, dressed in their colors and sitting according to house. You can see the prefects leading them in and showing them where to sit (Curran was luck enough to have this job).

And this was the staff table with the house flags in the background.

Ah! And here’s the staff now, standing proudly in their wizarding robes. Curran, as head boy, was granted the honor of sitting among them for this opening feast (second from the left). You can also see Dumbledore himself in his red Gryffindor robes second from the right, although he looks a bit tired. He’d just gotten his beard cut before the feast and it took a lot out of him.

So much so, in fact, that he did not have enough energy to make the opening speech! Luckily, Curran stood up without a moment’s hesitation and said, “Excuse me, I’m head boy!” and made the speech instead.

Oh, look! There he is now! What a fine lad.

Somehow, Trelawny predicted that Dumbledore would fall short, so Curran made sure to reserve us front row seats for his speech.

After the feast, we attended a reception in the astronomy tower held by Professor Sinistra. There I saw a different version of the famous Weasley clock:

I also saw someone sporting the brand-new ravenclaw robes, and I must say, they are classy:

And did you know that Jim Henson was a wizard? I didn’t, but I guess it makes sense. I mean, how else could have gotten a frog and a pig to talk and fall in love? Hogwarts is very proud of Mr. Henson. So much so that a “Special Services to the School” award could not suffice. They gave him and Kermie an entire statue!

That said, I quite enjoyed my visit to Hogwarts, and I plan on returning soon.

On a side note, here is a photo that Alex requested I post. My brother told me that this one guy at the reception was wearing Cambridge robes, so I tried to be sneaky and snag a picture from far across the room. I was sure he didn’t notice, but this picture shows him looking right at the camera, and it’s kind of creepy… especially since he’s giving me one of those weird side looks. weird.

Forever a Hufflepuff,

Kyla

Burrriittoooooooo

In Random Ramblings, Uncategorized on May 22, 2008 at 6:15 am

Burrito, burrito, burrito, burrito,

burrrriiittoooooooo

I just met a food named burritoooooooo

And suddenly the food will never be the same to meeeee

Qdobbaaaaaaaaa

I just kissed a restaurant named Qdoba!!!!

Alright, enough of that. Alex and Kyla had a good time eating Qdoba on the porch. It was fascinating.

And we have a new band. It’s called “Kyla and the @$$ F#&%$”  I don’t know why that’s so funny

So we started to write this blog post together, but then Alex got a phone call that Vinca had pooed so I drove her home because her brother doesn’t know how to clean up poo.  And now I’m stuck here until 4:30 when I leave for my brother’s graduation.  Alison is also at her brother’s graduation, and Sarah’s there too, singing.  Pattie’s rocking out on the tennis courts.

Alex mentioned in her post yesterday that we wrote a letter to Mugglecast, and because I’m suprer bored now and have nothing else to write about, here it is:

Hey Andrew,
Alexandra (17) and Kyla (17) here.  We just wanted to inform you that every time you say “If I was a betting man” you are saying it INCORRECTLY!!!  The correct grammar is “If I were a betting man.”
Thank you, and have a day.  Not a good day, just a day.  But I hope it goes swimmingly.
Greetings from Ellicott City, Maryland, and we really hope that you all come to Baltimore on tour sometime because we have never had the opportunity to see you in “concert.”  If you’d like an opening act, we would be happy to oblige. We’re in the biggest and baddest wizard rock band that has ever hit the mean streets of suburban Howard County.

Also, you guys have been discussing the Twilight series a lot during the show. We both have read those novels, and agree that they are really nice books to read. However, we strongly believe that Twilight cannot even really compare with the Harry Potter series. It’s like they are on two different levels. It’s a nice story that we literally have talked about for HOURS, but it has hardly any literary value. There is no depth to the story, and sometimes it seems as though it was written by a writer for Teen People or something. It’s fun to read, but there are  no similarities on a literary level.

One final grammar lesson for the day:
If you are finished with something, you must say that you are “finished”.  Not “done”.  Done is for meat. Finished is for people. And if we were betting men, we would bet that you are not a piece of meat. Except Jamie.  And Micah.

Very sincerely yours,
Kyla M and Alex G

Can Somebody Get These Knives and Forks Out of My Legs, Please?

In Random Ramblings on May 20, 2008 at 2:11 am

Two days ago my dad told me that the commencement speaker for my brother’s graduation from UMCP was going to be Carl Bernstein.

Carl Bernstein?!?  THE Carl Bernstein??  SO COOL!  I didn’t even know he was still alive.  Unfortunately, I haven’t seen All The President’s Men, so my only picture of him was from Bruce McCulloch’s creepo portrayal in the movie Dick, which we watched in history two weeks ago. 

I’m in Independent Research now and I’m really bored because we aren’t doing anything and we have this class for about 2 hours, so I went to Wikipedia and looked up Mr. Bernstein.  I was a bit amused when I read this paragraph:

Bernstein met Margaret Jay, daughter of a British Prime Minister and wife of politician Peter Jay, while Peter Jay was serving as UK ambassador to the United States; Bernstein had a much-publicised extramarital relationship in 1979 with Margaret.[2] Bernstein and his second wife, screenwriter Nora Ephron, had an infant son, Jacob, and Ephron was pregnant with her second son, Max, in 1980 when she found out the news of Bernstein’s affair with Jay. Ephron delivered Max prematurely after finding out.[3] Writer Ephron was inspired by the events to write the 1983 novel Heartburn,[2] which was made into a 1986 film starring Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep. In the thinly fictionalized book, Ephron gave unflattering depictions of both Jay and Bernstein, writing of a husband who was “capable of having sex with a venetian blind”[3] and saying that Jay looked like a giraffe with “big feet.”[3]

Bernstein then became known for dating Bianca Jagger, Martha Stewart and Elizabeth Taylor; he was also arrested for drunk driving.[1]

Hmm… well maybe Dick wasn’t too far off after all… 

Officially a senior in one day,

Kyla

To all the ladies of the world…

In Random Ramblings on May 15, 2008 at 10:17 pm

I’m at Alex’s right now and we just watched the season finale of the office!! Angela is in trouble! I wish Jim had proposed. I just realized that I probably just spoiled everything for people who haven’t seen it yet. ah well. SPOILERS!!

Hey, this is Alex. We just completed the season finale of the office, and now we’re watching True Life: I Have Embarrassing Parents 2. I have to say that I rather prefer The Paper, or maybe Made. Alison couldn’t come tonight because she had already promised her mom to watch the office with her. So we were happy for Alison’s mom but unhappy for ourselves :-( .

However, the Office was pure comedic genius, and as you can see, it was another band meeting well spent. There will be a full band meeting tomorrow after MUN and NHS picnic.

-Esteban & Brown Sugar