You all remember the dancing inmates from few years ago? Well, they’ve made a tribute video to their favorite guy.
Here is the long awaited La Marseillaise update:
La Marseillaise
Sirius’s Light Materials a.k.a. Sirius Gets Sassy
A/N: Sorry this chapter took so long. Midterms are stupid and time consuming. It is harder than it seems to study everything from French to fascism, tables to Tudors, and Catch-22 to calculus all in a week. But we got through it, the midyear reports will be sent shortly, and we can enjoy a little peace before April 1st comes around and college admissions decisions take over our lives. So until then, enjoy! And please review, we love it when people review.
There are so many reason why I dislike Perez Hilton. I don’t visit his website, but Alex reads it daily, and occasionally she’ll send me a link to something that just makes me hate him even more.
If you don’t know (and good for you if you don’t, really), Perez was recently “beat up” while he was in Toronto by the manager of Will.i.am. So, in response, he made an 11-minute long video recounting the events of that evening and giving his thoughts about violence, Will.i.am and Fergie. You can watch the video yourself here, but I’d just like to recall some of the points he made:
“I can’t believe people are getting this upset about me saying Fergie is fugly, or whatever.” Really? You can’t believe that Fergie is getting upset about you calling her fugly?
“I like writing about other peoples’ drama. I don’t want drama in my own life.” You can’t expect to live a Hollywood life and not experience any drama. If you publicly offend people, they’re going to be angry. That’s to be expected.
“I have ten million+ people that visit my website everyday! I don’t need press, I don’t need publicity, I don’t need or want this!” Ok, now you just sound like a douche.
“I made the split-second decision that I was going say what I thought was the worst thing that thug would ever want to hear, because I was standing my ground without being violent. I told him, ‘You know what? I don’t need to respect you, and you’re a f**. You’re gay and stop being such a f*****!’” First of all, calling someone a f***** when you know it’s going to upset them is violence. Do you really think that hurting someone verbally can’t be just as bad as hurting someone physically? Second, YOU’RE A GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST! You’re not supposed to use that kind of language! Holy moly…
“I thought my eye was falling out of my head!” This is just one of those things that makes this video absolutely hilarious. And it’s even better that there’s, like, a tiny little mark under his eye. “It is unacceptable, and talk about unprofessional!” Him punching you was not any more unprofessional than a gay rights activist calling someone a f**.
“We went back to the hotel, and they followed us to the hotel! Which is where they were also staying…” Hahahahahaahaha
“I could have said anything I wanted! That was not an excuse for their manager to attack me!” So him asking you to never write about his band again is an excuse for you to provoke him by saying what you knew would upset him the most and calling him a f**? Actually, you know what? I think that after five years of making gossip out of the private lives of celebrities and saying extremely offensive things about people on a widely-read website you deserve a punch or two. I agree that violence is not the answer, but I really can’t blame people for wanting to give you a black eye. Sorry.
“When the police weren’t coming, I took to twitter.” Straight from John Mayer’s twitter: First, “I love that @perezhilton uses his cellphone to log on to twitter to post a tweet to ask his followers to call the police for him.” Second, “Can somebody please call Amex and get me a replacement card?” Soooo fantastic.
“I would never hurt someone like that.” Really? Isn’t that, like, the point of your blog? To hurt people?
So, because Alex and I found this video so hilarious, we decided to make our own response that recounts the awful tragedy that befell her at the movie theater:
A/N: Here is a small piece of advice. If you’re thinking about starting a fanfiction, wait until after midterms, or finals, or whatever you have going on at this time of year. If you have nothing going on, then hats off to you, dear readers, and I expect you to be even more dedicated to reading this story than we are to writing it. Not to say we aren’t dedicated, because we are. That’s the point. We (or at least I) are (if it’s just I, then this word would be “am”) spending too much time writing this when there are exams to study for, essays to write, and research paper topics to research. However, in two weeks, midterms will be over, second semester completed, mid-year reports will be sent to colleges, and the seniors of ‘09 can finally sit back, pop in a DVD of Arrested Development, sip a cup of tea, and breathe. And oh, yes. Write fanfiction.
OH MY LAWD! Just finished watching the first showing of the RHofNJ. It’s playing again, so I decided to make a synopsis.SO MUCH DRAMA!
As a result, it must be said: SPOILER WARNING!!!
New website idea:
Instead of collegehumor.com, I’d make coolidgehumor.com
Woman at a Dinner:I’ve made a bet with a friend that I can get you to say at least three words this evening. What do you say to that?
Calvin Coolidge: You lose.
Maybe I’ll paint one together, but I’m too lazy right now.
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In a completely unrelated note that we forgot to mention like last week when it happened, apparently there was some controversy when someone reported us (kyla and myself) as under the age of eighteen and therefore inelligible to write for grangerenchanted.com. We just wanted to let you guys know that all of us; Kyla, Alison, and I, are eighteen as of April 16th.
We are somewhat good about making new posts on this homepage, but we were definitely lacking in good updates in other areas of the website, including, but not limited to the “About Us” section, “CHILL-ian Murphy Pictures,” and “Quotes to Live By.” The “About Us” section is now updated to show our correct ages. If there are any questions, feel free to email us at sandthegp@gmail.com.
La Marseillaise Sinister Mumblings, Rumblings, and Grumblings
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter, any of the characters from the books or movies, or any other literary/pop culture references we make in this fanfiction. We do not make any money from the writing of this story.
De vin, de poésie, ou de vertu, à votre guise. Mais enivrez-vous.
Harry stared morosely at his slice of toast. He had just finished screaming at Hermione and was worried that he may have come off a little…paranoid. He knew that Hermione and Ron were losing faith in his wizarding skills. All of this insomnia completely prevented Harry’s abilities to do the simplest of charms. He couldn’t even accio the butter for his toast! And Ginny prancing around, looking as beautiful as a spring rose was not helping his concentration in the least. Maybe, Harry mused, if she were wearing a muggle costume. A penguin suit, perhaps? A loud banging interrupted Harry’s melancholy thoughts, and he quickly looked up to see the object of his attentions appear directly in front of him. Harry blushed, ran a hand through his unbrushed hair, and anxiously rubbed his scar. Ginny looked beautiful. It was almost as if she had been reading his thoughts; She was wearing a black pantsuit with a white shirt beneath, and for some reason, a bright red bow-tie.
So, to get a full and diverse plate of celebrity gossip, I check perez hilton, dlisted, and oh no they didn\’t daily. Perez is biased, dlisted is HILARIOUS ( i seriously suggest you check it out), and ONTD has so many updates and really great comments. I seriously just go there to read people’s opinions on things because it’s so great. Oftentimes, people do a thing known as “trolling” to lend a controversial opinion on some matter; it might be a person who against gay marriage speaking on its sinfulness, etc. One of the most hilarious things on ONTD is to read the enormous fights that people get into over subjects…all because of trolls.
So, recently, I read a thread on ONTD about twilight or something, and a wonderful little troll came to visit! Trollin\’ for Trouble!
For the TL;DR crowd, basically this girl, “rigli,” thinks Twilight is great because 1. it has great Christian values, 2. Edward keeps his woman in line!, and 3. it’s well written! Then everyone else responds,” Are you touched in the head?”/”Palm/Face.” But, very interesting and a little bit sad if that girl was serious.
“Est-ce qu’on gouverne son cerveau, ou est-ce que le cerveau vous gouverne?”
Ron immediately tore the scrap of paper away from Harry and scanned his eyes over it. He looked back up to his friends, his face looking rather confused. “Harry, I can’t read this. There are funny words and accents in it. Hermione?” Hermione gently took it, initially thinking that it was normal English and Ron was just illiterate, but as she read the two boys could tell she had as little of an idea as to what the note said as Ron. She turned it back over to Harry, who attempted to read it aloud.
We are Salazar and the Gryffinpuffs, a wizard rock band, which means we write and record songs about Harry Potter. We live in Maryland and we have recently graduated from high school!
Our band is made up of:
Alex, 18 – Plays piano and does background vocals. Also monitors the many ... Continue reading »
