We are so hilarious

G-chat:
me: lammmeeee
lamo always makes me think of Rocket Power
Alex Gordon: LAMEEEEEEEE-OO
because it’s so rad
me: regie
and twister
i don’t know the rest
Alex Gordon: reggie
me: ah
Alex Gordon: chill-o?
me: wasn’t one kid’s name otto?
Alex Gordon: yea
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me: wow, i was hoping i was wrong
Alex Gordon: otto, leaffy
mick
ronald
me: sam
Alex Gordon: edward
me: jasper?
Alex Gordon: judas
me: there was definitely someone named voldemort
that’s a fact
he was like the bully at the skate park
Alex Gordon: obvs
who could forget voldemort?
me: ok i gtg eat dinner now
Alex Gordon: all the girls wanted to fuck him
go eat dinner
me: haha
byes
Alex Gordon: EAT

Nerimon

Imprint needs a better name

So at some point last year, Andrew Sims made an announcement on MuggleCast asking for suggestions regarding a name for the Twilight podcast he was planning at the time. Naturally, because Alex and I are the most creative beings on the planet, we had a few ideas. I think we came up with these in History one day when we were in the computer lab. Unfortunately, we ended up forgetting about them, and never actually e-mailed them to Andrew. I am quite confident that if we had, his podcast wouldn’t have ended up with such a lame title.
Here is our list of possible genius podcast names (it is a truth universally acknowledged that all podcast names must end with ‘cast’):
• Bitecast
• Applecast
• Get Vampedcast
• Vampcast
• Bellcast
• Edcast
• Bloodcast
• Mugglesuckers
• Simssuckers
• Bloodsuckcast
• Fangcast
• Hotcast
• Deadsexycast
• Carvedoutofstonecast
• Coldcast
• Cometobaltimorecast
• Snogcast
• Dropitlikeitshotcast
• Jacobisafoolcast
• jacobmybrothermysoncast
• BenSchoenissexycast
• Micahisprobablythefunniestmostsarcasticpersoneverandherockscast
• Butjaimieisalsoamazingbecausehehasthesamenameasanamazingweezersongcast
• Andletsnotforgetericandhisawesomeramblingskillscast
• Everythinghesaysismindbottlingcast
• butonlywhenhesspeakingslowenoughformetounderstandhimcast
• Mattbrittonisreallyhotanditstoobadhesgaybecauseilovehimcast
• Andiguessandrewisokcast
• Butlaurasucksandiwishshedshutupcast
• Thatstupicteamjacobsupportercast
• Ihatehercast

Tumblr for Recordings

http://sandthegp.tumblr.com/

So basically, wordpress doesn’t allow us to upload mp3 recordings, which made us v. sad. “Us” being Salazar & the Gryffinpuffs; Maryland’s premier Wizard Rock band.

However, there was a solution! Alex was already using a tumblr to host music recordings for her college applications, so the perfect solution was to just create another tumblog, only this time for the band!

We have this wordpress, in addition to a myspace, the tumblr, a fanfiction, a vimeo, and a youtube.

The only downside to this tumblr thing is that Alex forgot how to write html coding for themes, and therefore must depend on the ready-made themes provided for on the site. This is slightly annoying because she still hasn’t figured out how to put our wonderful band pictures up as a banner, or whatever.

Anyways, we’re happy to be here on the hipster dominated tumblr!