SLUM DOG WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was really long. I’m really tired. Too much dancing. Too many montages. And I really disliked how the top best actresses/actors winners presented those awards. How did they determine who would do present?
SLUMDOG OWNS!
Fuck this! Why do they have to show the deceased-tribute at the end when I’m half asleep! I’ll pay proper tribute directly after having seen Amy Adam’s bright red dress on the red carpet. Instead, they play after the technical awards, which tbh, no one except for their families care about. I love Paul Newman, but i was half asleep by the end of that.
DANNY BOYLE BETTER FUCKING WIN THIS!
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DANNY BOYLE WONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! THAT IS ENOUGH FOR ME! 28 DAYS LATER! HE IS SO CHILL!!!!!
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Kate Winslet better fucking win, otherwise, the Ricky Gervais Theorem of Oscar Winning will be proven incorrect.
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She won! LOVE KATE WINSLET! THE THEORY PROVES TRUE ONCE AGAIN! Notice that she didn’t thank Ricky. The true genius. Can’t wait to see what he says about this.
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Best actor@ If Brad Pitt wins, I’m going to eat a mushroom covered with bananas and pudding. Alison and Kyla understand what that means.
What the heck is with Adrien Brody’s facial hair? He couldn’t shave for the oscars? Even RPattz shaved!
Ironically, RPattz is sitting behind Mickey Rourke. Both men have managed to shave. Rourke, however, couldn’t manage to take off his glasses.
Michael K caught that shit.
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Uhhhh Miley Cyrus’s dress. Gross.
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LOVE SONG AND DANCE NUMBERS@!
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Five really awesome oscar winning women presenting the awards? Fun Fact: Goldie Hawn taught my mom ballet when Mama was in 4th grade…
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Steve Martin and Tina Fey! Too funny of an entrance. “Every great movie starts with a screen play. Or an great movie poster.”
That is how I want to make my great movie!
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God, why don’t people just literally have sex with Wall-E. I mean, that’s what they act like they want to do.
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Mama: There is no other industry in the world that gives itself more awards than the Entertainment Industry. They need to stroke their egos. They need to stroke themselves.
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Woot! Milk! I know Nana is happy.
Daddy’s Oscar Predictions:
Best Supporting Actor- Heath Ledger
Best Picturee: The Curius Case of Benjamin Button
Nana’s Oscar Predictions
Best Supporting Actor- Heath Ledger
Slum Dog Millionaire wins the rest!
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SLUM DOG MILLIONAIRE WINS BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY! WOOOT! SO FAR NANA & I WIN!
obviously Benjamin Button couldn’t have won this category. They changed the short story so much there was no way that they could have won this category.
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Everyone is up Wall-E’s ass.
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La maison en petits cubes- Domo Aragato Mr. Roboto! That dude was hilarious! Also, nice pronunciation, Jack Black.
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Sarah Jessica Parker tripped a little bit on the way up? Or Daniel Craig trod on her dress?
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I really dislike Brad Pitt. I mean, i LOVE Se7en and i LOVE Fight Club, But I do not think that he is that good at acting.
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RPattz is pesenting.
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Why is Twilight included in an Academy Awards video-thingy?
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Always with the coldplay! Alison and Kyla know how I feel about that.
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(Keep in mind that I hate it when Kyla keeps me updated on her bathroom schedule) But I REALLY HAVE TO PEE! HOWEVER, I can’t leave because the commercials always rock my socks off!
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BEN STILLER SO FUNNY! SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE IS A WINNER, AGAIN! SCEW YOU, BENJAMIN BUTTON!
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Poor Jessica Biel. No one laughed at her jokes 
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Love Seth Rogen.
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ANOTHER musical number. This isn’t the Tonys! Thankfully, Beysus is here. OOOh and Zach Efron & Vanessa Hudgens. And everry person who has been in a musical-turned-movie this year.
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You know that this is the first time Cuba Gooding, Jr has been a stones throw away from any sort of “Academy Function” since Snow Dogs.
They had to have a black guy talk about Robert Downey, Jr’s nomination. Plus, they both are juniors!
Let’s see if everyone’s Best Supporting Actor prediction wins! HEATH LEDGER WINS! Least surprising win ever. I TOLD MY DAD THAT HIS FAMILY WOULD ACCEPT THE AWARD!
Though, it would have been hilarious if RBJr had won.
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Love that French Guy! He should have hosted!
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WHAT THE FUCK I HATE MONTAGES.
BB wins another useless award. No offense intended to the people who made a seventeen-page short story into a 2 1/2 hour snoozer.
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Every single person who worked on slumdog millionaire and was nominated (so basically every single crew member) should get to sit in the front of the fucking theatre. They shouldn’t have to run like a couple of olympians to accept their awards.
SLUM DOG MILLIONAIRE WINS FOR EDITING! CHILL AS SHIATSU!
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He says what we’re all thinking.
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if you are reading this right now
it means that you’ve highlighted this portion of the post
because wordpress is being a bastard
about posting directly under photos
and is making a bit more mad
than i would be if wordpress wasn’t
being a complete and total tool.
yay oscars!
I wish M.I.A had won But Slumdog is still rockin it
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Kyla: My brother has a friend named 10^12.
Alex: That is not legally possible.
Kyla: Her parents are mathematicians.
*pause*
Alison: Wait, you just made them sound like superheros.
Kyla: She has a brother named Seven.
We are currently in the middle of a band meeting, but I just wanted to share something about Alison’s progress on the drum set. She has been spending hours practicing on Guitar Hero World Tour, and it is definitely showing. Her drum skills are amazing, and she is doing an awesome job tonight. Let’s all give her a great big round of applause!!! I have to say that all of our music, even the songs we have had since two summers ago, sound so amazing now and Alison’s confidence is shining through, as well as her new haircut. That is all.
Au Revoir,
Kyla
PS I am very excitied because I’m borrowing a saxophone tomorrow, and I can’t wait for it to make an appearance in some sonngssssss!!!
About 1 year ago, a dear pup joined my family. When Vinca came to us, she was called “Princess” and was completely insane. She had severe separation anxiety and would go batshit insane whenever we left her. However, after an entire year’s training, I can honestly say that she has turned her behavior completely around. She may be stinky and weird, but she is my stinky weirdo. And I will forever treasure my moments with her: from the kicks, scratches, smellyness, and horrible behavior to the puppy smiles, big-dog barks, and fluffy hair. She is my Vink, and I love her ever so much for it.
Dog in Snow from Alexandra Gordon on Vimeo.
Here’s to the unofficial fourth member of the band: Vinca Periwinkle Gordon!
Happy 2nd Birthday, Vincachen!
