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Archive for January 2009

Google Verb Game

In Uncategorized on January 30, 2009 at 9:59 am

I found this on youtube and I wanted to try it, but since I don’t have a vlog (sadly) I decided to post it on here.

Basically you just google your name with a verb, and you find out what you did!  I’ll record my favorite three for each verb.

Kyla needs

…a new diamond necklace

…to get back to reality

…to send the folks at southwest airlines a lovely thank you note

Kyla looks like

…a champ

…a very mannish transvestite

…a healthy 9-year-old girl, except for a fuzzy patch of hair that had to be shaved for surgery

Kyla says

…yes, she was wearing panties (this was the same Kyla who needs to send a thank you to southwest)

…”I did not want this”

…”I can’t play basketball at all” (very true)

Kyla wants

…breakfast! (also usually true)

…to display educated, classy, and driven ladies

…a bottle from her nanna!

Kyla does

…soulja boy at homecoming

…have a little trouble sitting still

…does know her mother was shocked to find out she was pregnant for the fifth time with Kyla

Kyla hates

…green (never true)

…Lindsay Lohan (true)

…swirling mists and air elementals (what?)

Kyla aska

…Aiden who’s a better kisser while he’s kissing Ashley

…a special question

…where are we going, mommy?

Kyla likes

…to eat cereal (sooooo true)

…to touch them, even though I constantly tell her not to

…her GUESS denim jeans dress today though it’s hot

Kyla was arrested for

…wearing her pants too low

…smoking on a plane

…attempting murder

Perez Hilton

In Uncategorized on January 26, 2009 at 11:56 am

Kyla will tell you that yes, I am obsessed with Perez Hilton’s website. I don’t know why, I just love to be up on the celebrity news and do not really feel compelled to buy those trashy magazines in the supermarket check-out line. It’s fast, easy, and free to check Hilton’s website. However, that does NOT mean that I like Perez as a person.

Perez seems like the person in High School who no one liked because of his obnoxious, loud, and overbearing personality. I truly believe that I could never sit down and have a conversation with him because he is so set in his beliefs; something that I cannot stand. I mean, yes, I’m pro-abortion, but I can see how people might be upset by this.

Case in point, Perez is obsessed with ‘outing’ celebrities. That is to say, if a celebrity is a closeted homosexual, Perez delights in insinuating that they are gay or going straight out and saying that the person is gay. Perez says that as a journalist, he feels it incumbent upon himself to report the news, and to him, reporting who is gay or not is an integral part of the news. Says Hilton,”I don’t think it’s a bad thing. If you know something to be a fact, why not report it? Why is that still taboo?”

First things first: I cannot explain why there is still a taboo against gays in the entertainment community, but there is one. It isn’t going to help the situation to just start outing people left, right, and center! In fact, doing so might aggravate the situation because even if the celebrities who have been outed agree and say, “Yes, I’m gay,” they will not be as likely to help the gay community that slighted them.

Hilton further argues that real news networks report on straight relationships, why shouldn’t he be able to report on gay relationships? There are so many things wrong with this statements. A fear that some fat, lonely blogger buried away in L.A. will out you for millions to see can definitely drive closeted gay people further into the closet than before. Furthermore, this is the same “journalist” who blogs regularly about “what a slut Miley Cyrus is,” and which stars are rumored to be using botox. Not only are most of his “reports” just that, rumors, but they are continually peppered with a liberal serving of bias, something that a majority of news providers try to stray away from with the help of a 9-foot pole. Trying to keep yourself to “journalist” levels on one end of your reporting, and then sleezy MEAN tabloid levels on the other is stupid, and therefore any “printing the facts” excuse is negated. You cannot trust Perez Hilton to deliver the straight facts and information without any bias or opinion. Comparing himself to the Matt Lauers and Katie Courics of the world is terrible insult to the craft of conveying news that is Journalism.

Hilton acts like he’s secure enough in his sexuality to talk about how he is gay; but he certainly is not secure enough with himself as a PERSON not to name call from behind the safety of his computer in Hollywood. I’d like to see him name call to these people’s faces!

So please realize, Perez Hilton, your outing of celebrities is nothing more than some old-fashioned MEANNESS!

Supreme Crispy Eggplant

In rather magnificent Kyla thoughts on January 25, 2009 at 1:36 pm

Chinese food always makes me feel weird.  I don’t think I noticed that until today.  We were going to have awesome Indian leftovers from our rockin dinner partaayy last night, but we decided to order chinese in honor of the new year.

In other  news, we are writing a fanfiction!!!!  Yes, Alex and I have finally put our bizarre imaginations together and have begun creating something that’s perfectly parodical.  Alison contributes as well, but I don’t think we’ll reveal how.  That would take the fun out of it.  Soooo if you are in the mood for something that’s truly original, check out La Marseillaise:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4772055/1/La_Marseillaise

In other other news, I was teaching a private dance lesson today to these two second graders who are best friends and utter goofballs.  We were practicing some jumps and the one girl, Rachel, burped right when she hit the ground.  Sooo hilarious.

Skunks

In Uncategorized on January 23, 2009 at 10:44 am

Alex: If I were to have a skunk, I remove the thing that makes it stinky.
Kyla: But that removes the thing that makes it a skunk.
Alex: I wouldn’t want it going around my house stinking up the place.
Kyla: And that’s the reason why you don’t have a skunk.
Alex: I don’t think that’s THE reason why I don’t have a skunk.

Radio-WHAT?

In Uncategorized on January 20, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Don’t get me wrong, “Creep” by Radiohead is a pretty cool.

But do you think the reason why he’s such a creep is that no one can understand what the fuck he’s saying?

Study or Not to Study?

In Uncategorized on January 19, 2009 at 8:13 am

kyla-convo

Cause for Celebration!

In Uncategorized on January 1, 2009 at 7:50 am
Seven Hundred Seventy Seven Plays!

Seven Hundred Seventy Seven Plays!

S& THE GP HAS HAD 777 PLAYS ON MYSPACE!!!!!