Kyla’s Year in Pictures

Happy New Year!!!!!

“Ricky Gervais is Full of Himself”

Was reading Ricky Gervais’s Blog, and found this little gem of an entry.

During an interview in America recently the subject came up about me ad libbing in all my film roles and what it’s like for me not being in charge as usually I write and direct myself.

I explained that I’m usually taken on with that remit and I said that directors usually hire me knowing that I will bring something to the role. I said, “If they wanted someone to stand where they’re told and just say the lines as they’re written in the script then they should chose any other actor to do that.”

Obviously that was taken out of context by an english news site. i wont embarrass them as they are going to right the wrong, but this is the headline they went with. “Gervais admits he is the worst actor in Hollywood” Gervais admits he is the worst actor in Hollywood Brilliant. The thing that annoys me is this. They know exactly what they are doing. It’s not a mistake. It’s deliberate. The world would be a different place if things had always been like this.

Martin Luther King – “I have a dream.”
TheDailyShit.com – “Lazy black man always sleeping”

Jesus Christ – “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”
WeeklyRumour.co.uk – “Scruffy Jew starts riot”

Elizabeth I – “I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king.”
InternetCuntWhoCan’tGetArealJob.Net – “Scrawny cannibal lezzer eats own father”

Can’t wait for tomorrow’s headlines… Gervais says he’s as misunderstood as Dr. King. Virgin Queen and Son Of God.

Name Game

The things I do for Kyla…

Names
1.YOUR REAL NAME:
Alexandra

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother & father’s middle name)
Denise Alvin

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Cornelius Edward

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Goral

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Lavender Chinchilla

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, city where you were born)
Veronica Blair Ellicott

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning)
The Green Cappuccino

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Alon

9.GANGSTA NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Strawberry Sugar

10.ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name)
Vinca Waterford

11.Yet ANOTHER NAME:(1st pet, street you grew up on)
Sarah Waterford

12.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Aleizzle

13.YOUR IRAQI.. NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
This seems slight racist…Alrverexdon

14.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Maria

What’s in a name?

These things are fun.

Names
1.YOUR REAL NAME:
Kyla

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother & father’s middle name)
Anne James

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Claude Rudolph

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Muhky

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Raccoon

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, city where you were born)
Marie Columbia

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning)
The Blue Tea

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Kyer (What’s a fly name?)

9.GANGSTA NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Cookies and cream tagalong

10.ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name)
Saturn Arcadia (i don’t have a pet right now, so this is the name of my most recent fish, which isn’t very recent.)

11.Yet ANOTHER NAME:(1st pet, street you grew up on)
Ibby  Arcadia

12.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Kylizzle (sounds like carlizzle?)

13.YOUR IRAQI.. NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Yhmalager

14.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Jupiter (nice…)

The End is Near

Kyla just posted this recently…so here’s to peer pressure!

What did you do in 2008 that you’ve never done before?
I got a dog.

Did you keep your New Year’s Resolution?
I never make resolutions. V. boring, I know…

What countries did you visit in 2008?
Quebec City, Quebec, Canada! So chill…Um…Caribbean. Don’t know if that counts as like many countries…

What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
A new laptop on my collegiate desk.

What dates in 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
February 6-11 (Québec), August 1 (Breaking Dawn Prep), October 13 (Crab Feast), Spring Break Orch Trip, Nov. 4

What was your biggest achievement this year?
Practically curing my dog of separation anxiety.

What was your biggest failure?
Stopping my running schedule. Maybe that will be my New Year’s Revolution.

What was the best thing someone bought for you?
My iHome! The iPods are awesome…but it is the most useful thing in my life.

Where did most of your money go?
Black Friday shopping

What song will always remind you of 2008?
The Flaw in the Plan

How do you plan to spend Christmas?
Family. Christmas Eve at my Nana’s church and then reading the family Christmas books…Then Christmas morning at my house and party all day.

Did you fall in love in 2008?
With Vinca, Charlie Cox, and CILLIAN MURPHY!!!1

What was the best book you read this year?
To be honest, I read a lot of books. Probably the Sherlock Holmes mysteries, or maybe Brave New World.

What was your greatest musical discovery?
Xavier Cafeine

What did you do on your birthday and how old did you turn?
I turned 17 and I think my b-day was on a Friday or somemat. Umm…My friends brought me in some balloons, wonderful gifts, and a cake shaped like a golden snitch (chill as shit). Later that night, we had a sleepover at my house and we ate late night cake and enchiladas. Also watched Se7en, my favorite movie, and it scared the shit out of everyone. At like 3 am, went to sleep whilst watching Zoolander. That Sunday afterwords, went on a cruise with orchestra. A pretty chill birthday, I’d say!

What’s one thing that would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Definitely Warner’s Brothers not being greedy little bastards. Also, not everyone being so obsessed with Twilight.

What kept you sane?
Salazar & the Gryffinpuffs

What was the best thing you ate?
Red velvet cake. Or like any of the food in Quebec. Especially Poutine.

What was the most valuable lesson you learned in 2008?
“They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn’t anything else drown it out at the time?” – Karl Pilkington

The year is almost over!!

I found this online. Alex, if you see this, you should do one too. I doubt Alison will visit the site, so I won’t worry about her.

What did you do in 2008 that you’ve never done before?
I went to Disney World!!!!

Did you keep your New Year’s Resolution?
I don’t even remember making one. I guess it was to continue my resolution from last year, which was to be a vegetarian, and I’ve been slacking.

What countries did you visit in 2008?
Québec City, Canada!

What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
A college admission decision. And a diploma.

What dates in 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
February 6-11 (Québec), August 1 (Breaking Dawn Prep), October 13 (Crab Feast), December 4-6 (Oireachtas)

What was your biggest achievement this year?
Placing in prelims

What was your biggest failure?
Procrastinating, which is normal for me, but I was hoping to change that. Hmm, maybe that was my new year’s resolution…

What was the best thing someone bought for you?
Either my solo dress or my ticket into Magic Kingdom.

Where did most of your money go?
Christmas presents.

What song will always remind you of 2008?
Jizz in my Pants

How do you plan to spend Christmas?
Hopefully at home with family and the Orths.

Did you fall in love in 2008?
Yes! With Charlie Cox!

What was the best book you read this year?
Hmm… Twilight was this year, wasn’t it? Mmm… I think I’ll go with To Kill a Mockingbird. Or Perfume, just for the ending.

What was your greatest musical discovery?
A Fine Frenzy

What did you do on your birthday and how old did you turn?
I turned 17 and rode to school in the pimpest car ever.

What’s one thing that would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Half-Blood Prince coming out when it was supposed to…

What kept you sane?
The band.

What was the best thing you ate?
Crab cakes. Steamed crab. Crab. Crabby crab crab. Crab.

What was the most valuable lesson you learned in 2008?
“Never go full retarded!”

Chill-Nation

Interested in getting a copy of our awesome demo with many of the super chill songs that will appear on our CD? Email us at sandthegp@gmail.com
The demo, Cooking Up a Recipe for Rock, holds many famous songs such as:
The Flaw in the Plan
Bleach Night at the Malfoys’
All Up in My Head
Neville the BA
Ron Away from Me
That Time of the Month
God, Gold, & Glory
WTFAD?
Mystical Spatula of Uses Unknown
Look at Me
Teddy’s Lullaby