Decorating the School

There have been some strange posters circulating around school… They look like this:

I think we’ll be haning up this poster next:

And…

Dear Alison,

I never said that your feet were dirty, but I am very glad to hear that you are having them cleaned every day by our pianist. This makes me extremely relieved. Much appreciated. There is a dinosaur at my window now, I must answer to it.

Sincerely,

Esteban

P.S. Alex, I never called myself a grammar nazi. You gave me that title.