If moths had eyes, would they be happier,
how do they know they’re not dead?
Cavemen hunting for food,
but not before they style the hair on their head
What would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn’t stand a chance,
not with all them rocks about,
I’d rather be a blind moth.
Bubbled wallpaper, what a mess,
Washer/dryer knackered, what a mess,
Siamese twins separated, one leg less
For God’s sake, me bellyache,
The doctor said it was me kidney,
He said he had to put a tube up me knob,
I said you gotta be kidding me,
For God’s sake, knobache
It would be spiteful
To put a jellyfish in a trifle.
Courtesy of Karl Pilkington
