The Alison is Back
June 2, 2008
As Alex is busy reading the first chapter of Breaking Dawn on the computer next to us, Alison is ready to make an update.
Fragilely? Is there really another “L” in that word? What’s better than fancy cars and a credit card? Magic. That’s what. And the band. Always.
Calling all Jacobs:
If your name is Jacob, please let us know because we will be interviewing Jacobs for a new position as lead singer in the band (Kyla is being fired, but she doesn’t know it yet, but she might now because she’s typing this). We prefer werewolves for singers. Their really good for that part of “Spatula.” Kyla can’t type. I am not wrong.
There’s not much going on now. Ice cream party at my house today!!! And global warming, which is actually not a good combination if you think about it. Maybe bring some napkins.
EDWARD AND SETH ARE FRIENDS?!!!!!! I don’t believe it. They’re frenemies forever.
That’s all for now.
Dear Kyla,
Excuse me, my feet are not dirty. I make Alex wash them every day. Not because she is black, but because she is my friend, and what are friends for? Also, there is a message for you and Michael Flatley in your next French worksheet. Bella’s pregnant? Oh, never mind. Only engaged. Sorry to disappoint you.
Sincerely,
The Red-Headed League
P.S. Alex, I was talking to Vinca and she actually does speak in a British accent. Bloody Hell!
It is interesting that Kyla was typing this, the self-titled grammar nazi, and she said “Their really good for that part of ‘Spatula.’”
I GET REALLY CONFUSED WHEN YOU USE THE INCORRECT WORD!
you man.