Epic Shirting

First off, love this video. We should totally start doing this:

shirting

Also, since no one has written for a while, I found this thingy and decided to do it.
Copy and paste to your own journal, erase my answers, and add your own. Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names &/or objects, nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person you got this from has the same 1st initial. You CAN’T use your name for the boy/girl name question. And Have Fun With It!

1) 4 LETTER WORD: ache
2) BOY NAME: Allan
3) GIRL NAME: Adelaide or Ava
4) OCCUPATION: Accountant
5) A COLOR: Amber
6) SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Armour
7) BEVERAGE: Apricot Juice?
FOOD: Asparagus
9) SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: Animal hair…that’s gross.
10) A PLACE: Austria (ALISON! I MISS YOU!)
11) REASON FOR BEING LATE: Adelaide ate all of Ava’s acne stuff.
12) SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: Allons-y!

That was fun

I found this when I was cleaning my room yesterday…

This was written by Alison, Alex and Kyla on the porch one day in July…

Final OMG-IT’S-ONLY-A-WEEK-UNTIL-DH Predictions

• Peter Pettigrew will pay off his debt at an important part. He will not buy Harry ice cream.
• Professor Catface Meowmers will be runover by a goblin on firewhisky
• All the horcruxes are up Grawp’s nose
• Somehow Harry will communicate with Sirius
• Snape loved Lily
• Snape works for the good side
• Snape and Emerson are sex bombs waiting to go off… together
• Alex and Alison : muggles will be involved
• Ginny and Harry will have a very intense love scene which Voldemort interrupts…riding a centaur and he will say, “God bless us. Every one of us.”
• Alison will say “Thank you very much” to J.K Rowling
• Harry Potter will go to the spy museum
• Trevor is the animagus of Dumbledore. Dumbledore is not really dead, just kissing students. There actually was a joint funeral for Dumbledore and Trevor. Trevor had a little stone tombstone, where there was a skeleton, who had nobody to dance with.
• Filch is Mr. Norris
• Kreacher leads Harry to RAB’s vault? (Rubeus ‘Agrid Black)
• Hermione and Ron have 10 kids in the course of getting a horcrux. ONE horcrux. They are creating Harry’s army. They LOVE magic.
• Rider genes…?
• Alison: I understand why it’s the mother who’s a giant, because if it was the father… (She’s implying… well, yeah)
• Alex: 7 months after the wedding Fleur will have a baby.
• Nothing bad will happen at the wedding
• FLIPENDO is the spell that will rid the world of Voldemort
• Voldemort will be vanquished. He will not be died, he will get gay married to Looseeus.
• Harry will find Jesus behind the sofa
• Ron and Hermione will be at the Dursley’s with Harry when the story begins
• Depressionato will cease to work
• Alex: Tonks is actually Narcissa Black
• Voldemort will become vulnerable because of something in Harry’s blood. (gleam of triumph)(Harry gets all up in dat/Ginny/Voldemort)
• Hermione will say, “Embargo, Ron!”
• Dudley is the person who will do magic late in life
• There will be time travel

Don’t even think, just do. Don’t even breath, just live.

“I’m not gonna drive over there until I have the clothes on that I’m wearing,” said Kyla as she gazed into her closet, cursing the gods of fashion for not taking her to the mall in the previous week. She had the phone up to her head and a grin on her face.

“Maybe I’ll wear some capris and a tank top…Cause it’s like not that hot outside right now. I wish my white tank top was clean,” murmured Kyla. She looked at her selections, but knew that there was no right or wrong answer to her debacle.  The maroon carpet tickled her feet as she tried to make the hardest decision of her life. Would young Kyla ever find something appropriate to wear to Tom’s party? Only time would tell. But for right now, she would settle for a clean shirt, and a clean state of mind.

Brown Bear & White Shadow

Last day of school today. We were so sad because Kyla hasn’t been in school for the past two days, and consequently has missed four of her seven finals. But more importantly, we were desperately missing the company of our dear Esteban who was unable to join us for bagel lunch after the final test today. Instead, she was left alone to struggle with the horrid STREP THROAT, which really is the WORST kind of throat to have.

Washed Vinca today and I guess now she doesn’t smell like many different things crawled under her fur and died, which really is best for everyone. Also went to dinner with the moms, got Sarah’s dad a “get-well” prezzie, and got Esteban a “no more sicky” prezzie. Good fun

Now I’m watching Scrubs and waiting for Vinca the Stinkah to ask me to take her out. Good fun!

I love you all very much,

The White Shadow

Decorating the School

There have been some strange posters circulating around school… They look like this:

I think we’ll be haning up this poster next:

And…

Dear Alison,

I never said that your feet were dirty, but I am very glad to hear that you are having them cleaned every day by our pianist. This makes me extremely relieved. Much appreciated. There is a dinosaur at my window now, I must answer to it.

Sincerely,

Esteban

P.S. Alex, I never called myself a grammar nazi. You gave me that title.

Siamese Twins Seperated, One Leg Less

If moths had eyes, would they be happier,
how do they know they’re not dead?
Cavemen hunting for food,
but not before they style the hair on their head
What would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn’t stand a chance,
not with all them rocks about,
I’d rather be a blind moth.

Bubbled wallpaper, what a mess,
Washer/dryer knackered, what a mess,
Siamese twins separated, one leg less
For God’s sake, me bellyache,
The doctor said it was me kidney,
He said he had to put a tube up me knob,
I said you gotta be kidding me,
For God’s sake, knobache

It would be spiteful
To put a jellyfish in a trifle.

Courtesy of Karl Pilkington

The Alison is Back

As Alex is busy reading the first chapter of Breaking Dawn on the computer next to us, Alison is ready to make an update.

Fragilely?  Is there really another “L” in that word?  What’s better than fancy cars and a credit card?  Magic.  That’s what.  And the band.  Always.

Calling all Jacobs:

If your name is Jacob, please let us know because we will be interviewing Jacobs for a new position as lead singer in the band (Kyla is being fired, but she doesn’t know it yet, but she might now because she’s typing this).   We prefer werewolves for singers.  Their really good for that part of “Spatula.”  Kyla can’t type.  I am not wrong.

There’s not much going on now.  Ice cream party at my house today!!!  And global warming, which is actually not a good combination if you think about it.  Maybe bring some napkins.

EDWARD AND SETH ARE FRIENDS?!!!!!!  I don’t believe it.  They’re frenemies forever.

That’s all for now.

Dear Kyla,

Excuse me, my feet are not dirty.  I make Alex wash them every day.  Not because she is black, but because she is my friend, and what are friends for?  Also, there is a message for you and Michael Flatley in your next French worksheet.  Bella’s pregnant?  Oh, never mind.  Only engaged.  Sorry to disappoint you.

Sincerely,

The Red-Headed League

P.S.  Alex, I was talking to Vinca and she actually does speak in a British accent.  Bloody Hell!