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Dear Alison: I Wrote this for you

In Ramblings of Alex, so weird on May 27, 2008 at 12:48 pm

The Hypocrisy of Religion in Moby-Dick

Religion is not a pair of pants that someone can change whenever they see fit. Quaker is what many of the major characters claim to be, if not for simply believing in the tenants, then for the fact that they lived in Nantucket, a place originally settled by Quakers. Several of the characters in Moby Dick are identified as Quakers, but their actions do not match their words. When comparing the tenants of the religion to the action and dialogue in the novel, it becomes evident that some of the characters can not be seen as Quakers.

Quakers believe in several tenants which shape their daily lives. The Quakers believe in, “the virtues of moral purity, integrity, honesty, simplicity and humility” (Tolerance). Ishmael learns about the history of Bildad, which involved going to new lands and whaling. Ishmael informs the reader that, “…he had long since come to the sage and sensible conclusion that a man’s religion is one thing, and this practical world quite another.” Bildad apparently practiced his religion piously at home, but did not make the connection between it and the outside world. If religion generally carries moral codes to live by, what is the point in practicing a religion if you choose when and where you follow its rules? During the chapter, “The Ship,” Ishmael negotiates his lay with Bildad, who tries to convince him that 1/777 lay is plenty enough for Ishmael. Bildad believes that too much money might corrupt Ishmael, asserting, “The seven hundred and seventy-seventh wouldn’t be too much, would it?—‘where moth and rust do corrupt, but lay.’” Bildad attempted to use a quote from the bible to keep Ishmael from being “corrupted,” when it reality Bildad was just being greedy.

Another of the main testimonies of the Quakers is that of peace. The belief that violence is wrong has persisted from the religion’s very beginnings. Even Ishmael wonders how Bildad reconciled his religion with the spilling of, “tuns upon tuns of leviathan gore.” If peace and nonviolence runs towards humans, could it not also go towards animals, as well? Ishmael describes Quakers like Bildad and Peleg as “fighting Quakers…” but that seems completely oxymoronic. If a tenant of their belief is nonviolence, then the Quakers cannot be known as “fighters

Bildad constantly preaches to the other sailors about what he believes is appropriate behavior. Bildad scolds others when they swear and warns them of Hell. The fact that they participate in such a gory profession does not seem to bother Bildad. Morality and integrity should also be very important to Bildad, but he is only too willing to forget about those tenants when it comes to determining the lay. Bildad cares more for his job than what should be his way of life.

You’d think I was at a Harry Potter conference…

In Random Ramblings on May 24, 2008 at 2:08 pm

I have Hufflepuff robes now, and I am sooo excited.

Well, they’re not official Hogwarts robes, they’re more like graduation robes, really similar to graduation robes actually, University of Maryland robes to be exact, but they’re Hufflepuff to me!

robes1

Those are the most Hufflepuffing hufflepuff robes that I have ever hufflepuffed seen in my hufflepuffing life.

Actually, they belong to my brother who just graduated from UMCP this past week, and the yellow represents the college of computer, mathematical and physical sciences, not Hufflepuff. Sadly. But, when while he’s in Alabama for the summer and Cornell for grad school, I plan on stealing them and wearing them to the HBP movie release, and the Breaking Dawn book release. More on that later, maybe.

So yes, one of the main reasons I so greatly enjoyed the graduation festivities of the past two days besides the very well-organized ceremonies, Carl Bernstein, the pleasant reception thrown by the astronomy department, sitting in the Comcast center, and my brother’s amazing speech, was the fact that I felt like I was attending the Hogwarts opening feast.

Here we have the students entering the Great Hall, dressed in their colors and sitting according to house. You can see the prefects leading them in and showing them where to sit (Curran was luck enough to have this job).

And this was the staff table with the house flags in the background.

Ah! And here’s the staff now, standing proudly in their wizarding robes. Curran, as head boy, was granted the honor of sitting among them for this opening feast (second from the left). You can also see Dumbledore himself in his red Gryffindor robes second from the right, although he looks a bit tired. He’d just gotten his beard cut before the feast and it took a lot out of him.

So much so, in fact, that he did not have enough energy to make the opening speech! Luckily, Curran stood up without a moment’s hesitation and said, “Excuse me, I’m head boy!” and made the speech instead.

Oh, look! There he is now! What a fine lad.

Somehow, Trelawny predicted that Dumbledore would fall short, so Curran made sure to reserve us front row seats for his speech.

After the feast, we attended a reception in the astronomy tower held by Professor Sinistra. There I saw a different version of the famous Weasley clock:

I also saw someone sporting the brand-new ravenclaw robes, and I must say, they are classy:

And did you know that Jim Henson was a wizard? I didn’t, but I guess it makes sense. I mean, how else could have gotten a frog and a pig to talk and fall in love? Hogwarts is very proud of Mr. Henson. So much so that a “Special Services to the School” award could not suffice. They gave him and Kermie an entire statue!

That said, I quite enjoyed my visit to Hogwarts, and I plan on returning soon.

On a side note, here is a photo that Alex requested I post. My brother told me that this one guy at the reception was wearing Cambridge robes, so I tried to be sneaky and snag a picture from far across the room. I was sure he didn’t notice, but this picture shows him looking right at the camera, and it’s kind of creepy… especially since he’s giving me one of those weird side looks. weird.

Forever a Hufflepuff,

Kyla

Let’s have a raid!

In Ramblings of Alex on May 24, 2008 at 9:52 am

I wanna go out tonite and have a raid. You know, completely alcohol soaked and full of drugs. So much fun. A raid. Not a police raid. A raid raid.

UHHHHH…I am basically the happiest person in the world now because I have the best piece of art that I have ever seen in all my life.

Dr. Clark let us take home some of his stuff from the portable, and I got to take home the best poster…EVER!

Best poster in the world!

So there’s that. So happy.

*edit*edit*edit*edit*

I’m watching the preview for the real world: hollywood next week.These people are so unbelievably awful. Sure, they hate their roommate, Greg. Greg is mean and plays pranks, but there is absolutely NO REASON to try to “insult” someone by saying that,” you dad died because you’re gay and he knew it.” They were basically attacking him because he WASN’T trying to fight with his roommates. They wanted him to punch them. So juvenile. It’s so wrong to talk about someone’s parents like that, and speak as if being gay is something bad. I can’t say that I think Greg is a good person, but I think all the other people in the house are such @$$holes.

Just ranting about stupid MTV shows.

I guess it’s about time I stopped rocking out on the courts and posted…

In Uncategorized on May 23, 2008 at 2:30 pm

So i finally, finally watched the notebook for the first time ever. And i have decided that facial hair, though unruly and ape-like, CAN be attractive. That is all.

 

Pattie aka Chocolate Chip

Burrriittoooooooo

In Random Ramblings, Uncategorized on May 22, 2008 at 6:15 am

Burrito, burrito, burrito, burrito,

burrrriiittoooooooo

I just met a food named burritoooooooo

And suddenly the food will never be the same to meeeee

Qdobbaaaaaaaaa

I just kissed a restaurant named Qdoba!!!!

Alright, enough of that. Alex and Kyla had a good time eating Qdoba on the porch. It was fascinating.

And we have a new band. It’s called “Kyla and the @$$ F#&%$”  I don’t know why that’s so funny

So we started to write this blog post together, but then Alex got a phone call that Vinca had pooed so I drove her home because her brother doesn’t know how to clean up poo.  And now I’m stuck here until 4:30 when I leave for my brother’s graduation.  Alison is also at her brother’s graduation, and Sarah’s there too, singing.  Pattie’s rocking out on the tennis courts.

Alex mentioned in her post yesterday that we wrote a letter to Mugglecast, and because I’m suprer bored now and have nothing else to write about, here it is:

Hey Andrew,
Alexandra (17) and Kyla (17) here.  We just wanted to inform you that every time you say “If I was a betting man” you are saying it INCORRECTLY!!!  The correct grammar is “If I were a betting man.”
Thank you, and have a day.  Not a good day, just a day.  But I hope it goes swimmingly.
Greetings from Ellicott City, Maryland, and we really hope that you all come to Baltimore on tour sometime because we have never had the opportunity to see you in “concert.”  If you’d like an opening act, we would be happy to oblige. We’re in the biggest and baddest wizard rock band that has ever hit the mean streets of suburban Howard County.

Also, you guys have been discussing the Twilight series a lot during the show. We both have read those novels, and agree that they are really nice books to read. However, we strongly believe that Twilight cannot even really compare with the Harry Potter series. It’s like they are on two different levels. It’s a nice story that we literally have talked about for HOURS, but it has hardly any literary value. There is no depth to the story, and sometimes it seems as though it was written by a writer for Teen People or something. It’s fun to read, but there are  no similarities on a literary level.

One final grammar lesson for the day:
If you are finished with something, you must say that you are “finished”.  Not “done”.  Done is for meat. Finished is for people. And if we were betting men, we would bet that you are not a piece of meat. Except Jamie.  And Micah.

Very sincerely yours,
Kyla M and Alex G

*Insert obnoxious senior yawping*

In Ramblings of Alex on May 21, 2008 at 12:25 pm

I AM OFFICIALLY A SENIOR! WOOT!

So…yeah.

But that doesn’t change the fact that I have a research paper due on Friday, and so far it is the most mediocre piece of writing that I have ever created in all of my life. If we had been working on it during third quarter like the rest of the world, maybe I wouldn’t feel so passion-less about writing it. I just feel a general sense of ennui when it comes to school work at this point. The only homework that I’ve done for like a week is my math homework and my French homework.

But, Kyla and I have been extremely productive whenever we’re in the computer lab. We wrote an excellent letter to our Harry Potter podcast, Mugglecast, about their grammar and constant discussions over Twilight. And also how we thought they are hot. No! We do not have the maturity of two teenage girls! And so what if we do? I mean, we are teenage girls. At least we don’t have the maturity of five year olds. All the time.

Very truly yours,

Alex

Can Somebody Get These Knives and Forks Out of My Legs, Please?

In Random Ramblings on May 20, 2008 at 2:11 am

Two days ago my dad told me that the commencement speaker for my brother’s graduation from UMCP was going to be Carl Bernstein.

Carl Bernstein?!?  THE Carl Bernstein??  SO COOL!  I didn’t even know he was still alive.  Unfortunately, I haven’t seen All The President’s Men, so my only picture of him was from Bruce McCulloch’s creepo portrayal in the movie Dick, which we watched in history two weeks ago. 

I’m in Independent Research now and I’m really bored because we aren’t doing anything and we have this class for about 2 hours, so I went to Wikipedia and looked up Mr. Bernstein.  I was a bit amused when I read this paragraph:

Bernstein met Margaret Jay, daughter of a British Prime Minister and wife of politician Peter Jay, while Peter Jay was serving as UK ambassador to the United States; Bernstein had a much-publicised extramarital relationship in 1979 with Margaret.[2] Bernstein and his second wife, screenwriter Nora Ephron, had an infant son, Jacob, and Ephron was pregnant with her second son, Max, in 1980 when she found out the news of Bernstein’s affair with Jay. Ephron delivered Max prematurely after finding out.[3] Writer Ephron was inspired by the events to write the 1983 novel Heartburn,[2] which was made into a 1986 film starring Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep. In the thinly fictionalized book, Ephron gave unflattering depictions of both Jay and Bernstein, writing of a husband who was “capable of having sex with a venetian blind”[3] and saying that Jay looked like a giraffe with “big feet.”[3]

Bernstein then became known for dating Bianca Jagger, Martha Stewart and Elizabeth Taylor; he was also arrested for drunk driving.[1]

Hmm… well maybe Dick wasn’t too far off after all… 

Officially a senior in one day,

Kyla

Some punks have chopped off his head

In Ramblings of Alex on May 18, 2008 at 12:59 am

I just wanted to let everyone know that the word is “gryffindor.” We’re not in midieval England where it is necessary to add an “e” on to the end of every word.

You bunch of goofs.

In other news, yesterday I went to Wine in the Woods where there were a lot of hippies, young adults, and old people gathered together to drink and be merry. I really hate crowds. I have to say that i get a little pissy being around people who walk extremely slow or just block the walkway. I mean GOSH! The problem is that I always know where I want to go, so I don’t have any time to wait around for you to move. Also, I’m extremely impatient.

Other than the massive amounts of people, I got to have samosas and listen to covers of everyone’s favorite funk songs. Maman had a super time, as well.

Watching that movie Sky High right now. That guy who can control fire is so cool. All the other characters can go fall out of their superhero school bus.

Forever yours,

Alex

Midnight Mumbles

In so weird on May 17, 2008 at 2:35 pm

What house am I in?

I think I would be a Gryffindore because Gryffinfores on average are a lot more attractive, and I’m a lot more attractive than most people, so I think I should be in Gryffindore. Well, beyond that, I’d just like to say that… uh… I did not take kyla’s comforter, did not wrap myself in it, and did not fart. No, I did not fart multiple times in Kyla’s comforter, and it was not comforting at all. And I would, would not do it again. I wouldn’t not do it again. I would. Not. I would do it as many times as necessary before kyla would agree that I was in gryffindore. But I wouldn’t do it in the first place, so it wouldn’t happen… Ah, that was a good one. I didn’t know I had that in me. Uh… talk about a Dutch oven…

Also, when it’s really dark outside, I like to hide under his cloak and see what I can see but he always tells me to look at him with my eyes. and then I start to feel uncomfortable and i crawl out from under his cloak and I cry.

On a happier note, the vice president of China, unbeknonst to him, will soon be exposed to SALAZAR AND THE GRYFFINPUFFS! But we don’t know that yet. Just like Kyla doesn’t know that I just farted.

-Sarah

Esteban here. Sarah has just ruined the most comforting part of my room.

Actually, it is pretty exciting. Sarah will get to sing in front of the vice president of China and the US Secretary of Treasury with two other Peabody singers. WOOHOO!! But what he doesn’t know is that the performance will actually be ambushed by our band. So instead of hearing “America the Beautiful,” He will be hearing “Bleach Night at the Malfoys” and “The Flaw in the Plan.” Lucky man he is.

Dear Alison,

Since Father Michael O’Flatley is so incredibly in love with himself, I doubt that he would care if I married him or gave him his tin whistle back. So how about I just go marry Shia Labeouf instead? Sound good? All right then, that’s settled. Oh, and will you make sure to wash your feet before band meetings from now on?

Thanks,

Kyla

To all the Frankwaws in the banana…

In exploration of Alison's mind on May 16, 2008 at 5:25 am

Being a drummer is a lonely job…

I would like to make an announcement. All further drumming will be played with my feet. And sometimes I wish I had gills. I don’t even know where this is going. It is my dream to be an underwater fish drummer. I don’t want to go to the MUN banquet tonight. Maybe I could have a drum emergency. i don’t know what that would entail, except that it would involve a drum being held hostage, the russian mafia, and steve carrell. Is “Carrell” spelled with two “r’s”?

Dear Kyla,

Father Michael O’Flatley called. He wants his magical tin whistle back…And your hand in marriage. If you can’t give the tin whistle, he’ll take the marriage.

Goodbye, Frankwaw

Alison

Beard, No Beard

In Uncategorized on May 15, 2008 at 11:30 pm

I’m wondering if Alex will be mad when she sees that I changed the design and put a very large picture of her at the top of the whole site…

kyla?


To all the ladies of the world…

In Random Ramblings on May 15, 2008 at 10:17 pm

I’m at Alex’s right now and we just watched the season finale of the office!! Angela is in trouble! I wish Jim had proposed. I just realized that I probably just spoiled everything for people who haven’t seen it yet. ah well. SPOILERS!!

Hey, this is Alex. We just completed the season finale of the office, and now we’re watching True Life: I Have Embarrassing Parents 2. I have to say that I rather prefer The Paper, or maybe Made. Alison couldn’t come tonight because she had already promised her mom to watch the office with her. So we were happy for Alison’s mom but unhappy for ourselves :-( .

However, the Office was pure comedic genius, and as you can see, it was another band meeting well spent. There will be a full band meeting tomorrow after MUN and NHS picnic.

-Esteban & Brown Sugar

Majestic Eagle

In Ramblings of Alex on May 15, 2008 at 7:50 pm

So, I’m sitting at home, wondering if we’ll have a band meeting tonight, and I decided to watch a little bit of www.jakeandamir.com. I watched one of their older videos, and in my humble opinion, one of the best. I just wanted to share it with all of you because I figure that all of you care (HA!).

Kite

Forever yours,

Alex

Welcome, Madame Callender and Madame Doff!!

In Uncategorized on May 15, 2008 at 12:08 pm

Enjoy…

sweeney

You’re gonna wake up in a smoothie

In Band related on May 15, 2008 at 11:30 am

Hey so this is our first attempt at a website other than a myspace (actually we haven’t even made the myspace yet). Anyway, we are a new wizard rock band called Salazar and the Gryffinpuffs. We first formed in July after the seventh book came out, but we’re just getting our website up. We’ve been wanting to record for a while, but unfortunately, Pattie, who is the supplier of all things technical for this band, is also a star tennis player, so she’s usually extremely busy while the rest of us don’t have lives.

Hopefully we will have our myspace up soon because we really want to get our music out there that we’ve been working on for ten months. We’re having a marathon band meeting this weekend to celebrate the end of AP tests, so maybe we’ll do some recording then.

In the meantime, Alex and Kyla have to get working on a history documentary, because we are in history class at the moment… but we’ll also have fun trying to make this website MUTHA FLIPPIN AWESOME!!!